Tech-Toys
"After making this voyage [to the world of reason and
emancipation,] I know that one of these two worlds is simply
better than the other. Not for its gaudy gadgetry, but for its
fundamental values."
by Ayaan Hirsi Ali, Infidel (2007)
I looked at my new toothbrush bemusedly. It was a marvel of
commercial engineering, with a specially shaped head containing
three different kinds of synthetic bristles, each color coded to
designate its unique function, an elongated handle that curved,
recurved, and flared at various points, constructed of miracle
plastics, ostensibly to enhance the user's grasp, grooved and
highlighted ... it was a spectacular specimen of contrived
ingenuity! And its use compelled me to alter decades of
kinesthetic ablutions!
Without being robotic or automated, it forced me to maneuver in
strange and awkward ways in order to perform what had been a
quick and simple routine of personal cleanliness since childhood.
Its possession gave me the distinct feeling that I was no longer
brushing my own teeth, but had become a subordinate subsystem in
some designer's elaborate machinations. And, if this weren't bad
enough, this new toothbrush wouldn't fit in my old toothbrush
holder, nor even in my old shaving kit ... it demanded a special
place of its own! And it was obvious to me that a demonic cabal
of autocratic manufacturers had colluded in this imposed
conspiracy of for your own good, as there were no longer
any old fashioned toothbrushes on the market. Because I have no
desire to make a project out of finding a normal
toothbrush, I was compelled to adjust this new device to my
outdated lifestyle ... by cutting its handle short, heating the
plastic into a flatter cyma, and other re-engineering treatments
that abrogate its other special features. Like most
guys, I don't like to shop, and once I've found a product that
suits my needs, I tend to buy a quantity sufficient to avoid
frequent restocking ... and sometime in the last few years, while
my store of boring old toothbrushes served their function ...
initially on oral hygiene and later as small scrubbers on guns
and boots ... until they were inevitably depleted, until,
finally, the substitution plot was fully exposed.
They've also done it with disposable razors and pull-top cans ...
the new and improved better mousetrap may be easier to
set and more convenient to empty but it doesn't catch mice as
well as the old one! ... and catching mice is
the primary purpose of a mousetrap! All of these superficial and
cosmetic improvements result in less choice, diminished
quality, reduced quantity, shorter shelf life, and increased
costs ... selling us less for more! Like our international
rivals, these business nemeses seem to reckon that whenever they
are powerful enough, they do not have to wage war, thus attaining
victory without the endangerment of battle.
This complaint is seemingly trite and trivial ... just another
old soldier's maunderings about unwanted modernization.
It's just jealousy and resentment disguised as valid criticism.
Except that rationalization is WRONG! The very
same idiots who are displacing the tried and true with
kitsch and tinsel in our marketplaces are selling
technology to the military ... and as a result, the military is
changing its modus operandi. Technology has always
affected performance, from Hittite sandals and Mongol stirrups to
English longbows and Pennsylvania rifles, until the other side
achieves parity or superiority, and the rules change again. When
the bureaucracy setout to improve the basic infantryman's assault
rifle of the Korean War era, something functional was replaced by
a wholly new development that required more than three hundred
alterations over thirty years to finally obtain the promised
weapon ... and now, in a new war zone with different
requirements, the government is selectively exchanging the barrel
to accommodate a more effective round that won't require the
complete replacement of the standard firearm. Of course, this
means that the old magazines (which never could be fully loaded!)
will be further shorted, and resupply will be more complicated
(disaster is awaiting an emergency that sends the wrong rounds to
the wrong unit!), but at least this fiasco isn't as ridiculous as
the mass substitution of sidearms that are slowly wending their
way out of stock. This kind of improvement is not only
expensive but counterproductive, and it happens all the time with
little and big ticket items.
The politics of military procurement is way beyond my pay
grade. I'll let some pundit rationalize the involutions of
an anti-war senator fighting against base closings in his
district, or the convolutions of some capitalistic congressman
approving defense contracts in his district, since they
eventually devolve to someone in uniform using what has been
issued to accomplish the mission ... whether that's untactical
Velcro closures, magnetic knives for ordnance disposal,
unarmored vehicles, markers that tag us as targets for the enemy,
or under-powered ammunition. Whatever the arms or
matériel, the people in uniform will use it, and report
its defects, in hopes that the next modification will fix what
doesn't work properly in the field ... which is the
only place that any of this stuff really
matters.
It has been said that the only difference between men and boys is
the cost and complexity of their toys, and in the period of
gentlemen officers who purchased their commissions, what was a
rich man's toy was often, in another guise, a poor man's
necessity. Officers no longer buy their own weapons, neither do
they outfit their units, and the reason is not just the enormous
costs involved; but rather the necessity of standardization for
resupply when the rate of firepower has multiplied so
dramatically. There are still remnants of the formerly
personalized military, with privately purchased autoloaders and
handmade combat knives being most often displayed by senior NCOs
and commanders. But experience shows that guts are better than
toys, fancy or otherwise, and that a determined warrior will use
anything at hand as an expedient weapon when circumstances
require. It's always hard to avoid becoming a casualty when
properly targeted, but it's fairly simple to defeat targeting
effectiveness when its parameters are known. To be successful, a
warrior must be skillful , but he must also be adroit by not
fighting in a predictable manner, by never playing the
game in accordance with the opponent's rules.
The testing procedure for mil-spec items is often elaborate and
extensive ... somewhat analogous to drug testing, in that new
tactics often require new responses, which cannot endure the
extended test regimen. This either results in improvised methods
or inadequate tests, both of which result in combat deaths ...
there is no perfect solution. And when a better solution
finally arrives, the urgency is usually long passed ... in fact,
in the modern era, the war itself may be over before the vaunted
technology performs properly. But even when weapons and gear are
thoroughly evaluated, there are still political pressures. A
particular item will not even begin testing without considerable
theoretical approval, and that approval entails mindsets on its
function and application. Frequently, a tested item cannot be
disapproved, but only criticized for modification and
improvement. For example, the argument that an infantryman can
carry more ammo of a smaller caliber is offset by the fact that
it takes more rounds of that smaller caliber ammo to stop the
enemy, so the old pre-Vietnam calibers are coming back into
inventory, and effectiveness in one mode is being extended into
other modes. When our enemies are able to mount an adequate
attack with recycled surplus and improvised munitions, then we
are not just wasteful, but are misusing our resources. It's hard
to justify an expensive defensive device that is inconsistently
functional against a cheap offensive device that is consistently
functional ... that's poor economics and poor tactics, resulting
in poor morale. The military-industrial expenditure, no matter
how brilliant or brave, does not accomplish the mission.
If a nation has time to design and redesign its armaments,
revamping older patterns with better materials, without being
defeated by its technology errors, not being displaced by its
procurement processes, then it might lurch and slouch its way to
prominence. But technology does not win wars, contrary to some
recent conflicts between first and third world countries. During
the Second World War, the Axis had superior weapons and vehicles,
but the Allies could lose more tanks and planes without becoming
combat ineffective, and so they prevailed ... the fact that
Scandinavians demoralized the Germans by attacking tanks with
knives was only proof of a different military maxim. Sometimes
productivity is better than innovation, and sometimes fortitude
or endurance wins despite all the defects in arms and
matériel. What is certain in warfare is that everyone
makes mistakes, and nobody knows what will work best before it is
tried. War is always a terrible risk.
Whenever technology is substituted for strategy then the tactics
will change. There are too many examples of weapons being
invented to put an end to all wars because their use would be too
terrible for reasonable or civilized people to contemplate, but
each has been used by ostensibly reasonable and civilized peoples
... until the tactics were changed, making them less effective.
Hypotheses aside, carpet bombing does not demoralize an enemy,
and the threat of nuclear holocaust is now considered a
calculated risk. The Rules of Engagement are now a litany of
military, diplomatic, legal, and social constraints, such that
firing one's weapon, even in self-defense, is a highly regulated
ordeal ... almost worse than the onus of death. The ownership of
weapons too terrible to use condemns us to perpetual conflict,
for without the power to conclude limited wars, we are only
postponing the ineluctable ... one or another lilliputian will
inevitably defeat the exhausted giant! If destruction and
extermination are no longer adequate threats for controlling
one's adversaries, then the opposition must be attacked in a
different way, in a manner that truly threatens its purpose.
The Clausewitzian axiom of war being an extension of politics
by other means has become a bromide, because not all
military conflicts have a solution. Likewise, political or legal
intransigence is equally insolvable ... quashing it only bides
its recurrence. The bloody history of the Celts and Viets, the
Koreans and Balkans is adequate proof of this proposition.
Institutionalized inequity and mayhem is an evolving battle for
savvy weapon-bearers who are cognizant of geopolitics. One cannot
fight evil without rubbing against it, and nothing can be made
clean without making something else dirty. The question is not
whether a highly sophisticated, technologically superior society
can defeat a ragtag militia with inferior resources ...
helicopters impaled with crossbow arrows are an obsolete concept
that reiterated the ancient proverb: where there's a will,
there's a way. The real question for that techno-culture is
how to assail a barbarous foe without becoming equally savage and
degenerate?
The answer is beyond technology and doctrine, since they are mere
adjuncts to a valid and effective strategy ... and repeating the
mistakes of the past is not a valid strategy.
Just as an operation identifies a military objective that impairs
the enemy's effectiveness, so in a culture war, a cultural
objective must be targeted so as to disable the enemy. Innovation
has been one of America's greatest assets, and she is arguably
the most culturally innovative society in history ... which is
how her resources must be directed to preserve her integrity. We
cannot allow our antagonists to define us, because their claims
of moral equivalence are only a disarming tactic. It's
not the gaudy gadgets of frivolous technology that appeal to the
wretched of the earth ... it is American freedom that beckons to
every oppressed region of the world. We can best triumph over
bigotry and enmity by making them destroy themselves with their
own hatred!
by Pavlovich Bakunin
... who served as an advisor to a Vietnamese Airborne-Ranger
unit, is retired from the U.S. Army, and now writes freelance;
his work has appeared previously in this magazine.
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