For $65 a Month
As tried and true soldiers,
we are proud to faithfully serve our country,
its wise leaders and caring citizens,
by going anywhere we are sent
to destroy things and kill people,
and do every other dangerous or thankless
for only $65 a month!
... God bless our great nation!
... without whose generous indulgence
we would have to count each interval
of our miserable drudgery and quiet
instead of enjoying the excitement and
of the martial lifestyle.
Who needs money when there's real work
Why have a career when you can have a
A job is just an excuse to leave home, get dirty, and act
Seriously ... we ought to pay for the