American Wisdom
Everyone has the Constitutional right
to be lazy and ineffectual and irresponsible,
but until recently,
nobody could evade the inevitable consequences of their
behavior!
Your inalienable right to endless happiness
has now been guaranteed by a new prohibition against
t h i n k i n g
... because ideas are too often confusing and contentious.
If ignorance is a form of sublime bliss,
then stupidity must be transcendent ecstasy;
so be grateful for the manifest liberation of
American wisdom!
In our apocalyptic world,
where legacies are inappropriate anachronisms and
bequests are willful indulgences of retrospective egos,
the point of survival
is not to maniacally live-it-all-up while you can,
but to become fully aware of what unique events
you are presently living through.
A true appreciation or understanding of anything is
non-transferrable.
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