United States Armed Forces
where every song is like an assault!
... and each performance is like an invasion!
If you like explosive music and destructive musicians,
then you'll love their finale:
The Jukebox Nuke
Before the band bombs,
they'll play their most popular battle tunes:
Beat 'em 'til They're Red, White, and Blue
Reach Out and Touch Someone (aka: The Sniper
Mushroom Cloud Dreams
How to Create a Glow-in-the-Dark Wasteland
You Turned My Midnight to Noon, My Garden to Ash
The French Fried Funky Chicken
Just Me and You in a Foxhole for Two
Full-Auto Rock 'n' Roll
The Final Protective Line Dance
The Rockets Red Glare
Happiness is a Warm Gun
There's a CBU Waiting for You
Nobody Does IT Like You
Do IT 'til You're Satisfied
Toe, Toe-Poppin' Time, Part Five
Mines for Every Occasion
Order Another Round
The Mother of All KaBooms
Shock 'n' Awe, Y'all
Urban Renewal Begins with Cleared Ground
The Terrorist Two-Step
A Silhouette Over Open Sights
On the Eve of Destruction
If You Can't Take a Joke
It Goes Splat When It Stops
The Fire 'n' Maneuver Shuffle
I Believe in God and Motherhood and Tac-Air
Pickle, Pickle, Pickle it Now!
C'mon Baby, Hit 'em with Your Best Shot – Fire
Squeeze My Trigger, Baby
Do You See What I See? Did You Hear What I Heard?
You Can Run But You Can't Hide!
Re-Load is the Pause that Refreshes
When the Going Gets Tough
My Coat of Many Colors (aka: A Love Affair with
All I Want for Christmas
Give Me All of Class 1, and Don't Forget to Add Some Class
Have You Hugged Your Gun Today?
When You Care Enough to Send the Very Best Fighters
Check into the commo net from your favorite bunker,
'cause if you ain't already in your rumble seat when the music
then you ain't never gonna leave the concert!
WARNING: audience members lacking adequate protection may be
blinded, deafened, burned, or deracinated]