Distaff Warrior
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The John Wayne School
of Sneaky and Dirty Tricks
Camp MacKall, Pinelandia
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To all who shall witness these presents,
be it known that
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... [ name ] ...
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is a bona fide
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Distaff Warrior
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Having successfully survived all of the command teas, coffees,
luncheons, dinners, balls, and other social events; and having
miraculously retained normal sanity, without resort to gossip,
envy, or jealousy, in the loyal and diligent discharge of her
wifely assignments during her husband's tour of duty, this
certificate of achievement, in recognition whereof and by the
authority vested in us, is awarded to her. We are proud to record
this conferred title in testimony of our great respect and
boundless esteem for her outstanding ability and distinguished
character!
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/s/Blondie Q.T. Pie
XO's spouse
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/s/Fluffy I.Z. Right
CO's spouse
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