Why Skydiving is Better than Sex
Why Skydiving is Better than Sex
Obviously, anyone who says that sex is better than skydiving
hasn't done it yet.
- Being introduced to skydiving in a tandem configuration is
not kinky.
- A skydiver doesn't need a sympathetic support group if he
does things differently.
- Skydivers never let anyone else pack their chute.
- Solo skydiving is not embarrassing.
- Skydivers move from an atmosphere of cold to hot, instead of
from hot to cold.
- Skydivers get out of breath before they
start.
- Skydivers pull their ripcord at terminal velocity.
- It isn't rude to examine another skydiver's clothing or
outfit.
- You can ask another skydiver if they've gained weight
without giving offense.
- Skydivers always have a reserve, just in case.
- You can ask another skydiver about their experience without
being prurient.
- It's easier to find good partners because everybody already
knows how good you are.
- Physical attraction in skydiving partners is not as
important as performance.
- Everyone is ugly in freefall.
- It's socially acceptable to do 4-ways, 8-ways, 16-ways ....
- Missing the target is usually challenging, not impolite.
- Skydiving is much safer: no diseases and no kids.
- When skydiving, an equipment failure can be fatal ... not
just inconvenient.
- In skydiving, you party after you perform!
- Even a bad day of skydiving is great!
- Everyone involved in a skydive is usually satisfied.
- You can skydive six (or more!) times a day and still want
more.
- Your skydiving partners almost never tell you that they've
had enough.
- Even if you get blasted into space, buffeted across the
sky, and totally miss the DZ, you'll still have more fun than
the law allows with your clothes on!
Obviously, anyone who says that skydiving is better than sex
hasn't been doing it right.
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