Extinct Species Confirmed
A N N O U N C E M E N T
The officially accredited
Human Rights Commission
certifies the final
E X T I N C T I O N
of a purported Endangered Species.
After decades of diligent research into
alleged sightings, suspicious reports, and testamentary
absolutely no evidence
"caring Drill Instructor"
has ever existed!
Endangered Species Alert !
As benefit counselors ascribe all personal problems to
as educators assign academic standards based on class
as tax agents apportion all income and rewards as debt
as judicial inquisitors amend biased laws for political
as game and land managers harass private property
as postal inspectors confiscate illicit or
as labor officials punish profiteering capitalism,
as commerce commissioners assail unfair trade
as agricultural representatives seize prohibited
as social workers stampede policy with untrammeled no
as health careerists assault unsafe hazards for the
as immigration servicemen spot check itinerants and
as forest and park rangers arrest polluting
as military personnel reinforce police raids,
as badge-flashers summarily execute violent
there's an on-going intergovernmental search for the scarce and
... so if you possess substantially authenticated evidence of
the continuing existence of this rare
then destroy it, because no one will ever