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Hadji Girl

by Joshua Belile [song composed as a parody in 2006, with the chorus derived from Team America: World Police; a video was filmed at al Asad Air Base (Iraq), and posted at YouTube.com in March 2006, but has since been banned]


    I was out in the sands of Iraq
    And we were under attack
    And I, well, I didn't know where to go.

    And the first thing that I could see was
    Everybody's favorite Burger King
    So I threw open the door and I hit the floor.

    Then suddenly to my surprise
    I looked up and I saw her eyes
    And I knew it was love at first sight.

    And she said ...
    Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad
    Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah
    Hadji girl, I can't understand what you're saying.

    And she said ...
    Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad
    Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah
    Hadji girl, I love you anyway.

    Then she said that she wanted me to see.
    She wanted me to go meet her family
    But I, well, I couldn't figure out how to say no.

    Cause I don't speak Arabic.

    So, she took me down an old dirt trail.
    And she pulled up to a side shanty
    And she threw open the door and I hit the floor.

    Cause her brother and her father shouted ...
    Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad
    Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah
    They pulled out their AKs so I could see

    And they said ...
    Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad
    Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah
    (with humorous emphasis:)
    So I grabbed her little sister, and pulled her in front of me.

    As the bullets began to fly
    The blood sprayed from between her eyes
    And then I laughed maniacally

    Then I hid behind the TV
    And I locked and loaded my M-16
    And I blew those little fuckers to eternity.

    And I said ...
    Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad
    Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah
    They should have known they were fuckin' with a Marine.





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