The Most Dangerous Things in the Army
A confident Private saying:
"No sweat ... I learned all about this in boot camp ...."
A woebegone Corporal on the morning after a 72-hour pass
saying:
"I'm ready for anything ...."
A sincere Sergeant saying:
"Trust me, sir ...."
A chuckling Warrant Officer saying:
"Watch this shit ...."
An eager Second Lieutenant saying:
"Based upon my experience ...."
A thoughtful Captain saying:
"I was just thinking ...."
A dedicated Colonel saying:
"We've never done that before, but there shouldn't be any problem
...."
A steely-eyed General proclaiming:
"This brilliant plan is foolproof!"
A single digit midget on the morning of departure
saying:
"I'll pay you back just as soon as ...."
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