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The Most Dangerous Things in the Army


    A confident Private saying:
                      "No sweat ... I learned all about this in boot camp ...."

    A woebegone Corporal on the morning after a 72-hour pass saying:
                      "I'm ready for anything ...."

    A sincere Sergeant saying:
                      "Trust me, sir ...."

    A chuckling Warrant Officer saying:
                      "Watch this shit ...."

    An eager Second Lieutenant saying:
                      "Based upon my experience ...."

    A thoughtful Captain saying:
                      "I was just thinking ...."

    A dedicated Colonel saying:
                      "We've never done that before, but there shouldn't be any problem ...."

    A steely-eyed General proclaiming:
                      "This brilliant plan is foolproof!"

    A single digit midget on the morning of departure saying:
                      "I'll pay you back just as soon as ...."






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