Public Notice by OSHA

Public Notice
To Whom It May Concern:

I can please only one person per day.
Today is not your day,
and tomorrow isn't looking too good either.

The Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) has determined
that the Maximum Safe Load Capacity on my butt
is two (2) persons at a time,
unless safety straps and handrails are installed.

Since you have arrived sixth in line to ride my ass today,
please take a number and wait your turn.

I don't have an attitude problem;
you have a perception problem.

Your attention to this matter of mutual interest is appreciated.
Thank you for your cooperation!